Question and answer
Why did the meteorologist bring string to work?
To tie up loose fronts.
What do you call a rainy day at the office?
A depression.
What did one raindrop say to the other?
Two's company; three's a cloud.
Why do meteorologists always break up?
The pressure gets to them.
What kind of clouds hate all other clouds?
Cumulo-nimbies.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What does a cloud with an itch do?
Finds the nearest skyscraper.
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Twister.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hold on to your leaves — this is going to be a rough ride.
Why don't clouds ever pay for anything?
They're always up in the air about it.
Why was the little cloud sent to the principal's office?
It made the sun cry.
What's the difference between a badly-dressed man on a bike and a well-dressed man on a tricycle?
Attire.
Meteorologist puns
📻 I asked a meteorologist how his day was. He said partly cloudy with a chance of me quitting.
☀️ The weatherman was so bad, his forecast was always up in the air.
🌤️ I'd tell you a joke about the weather but you probably wouldn't get it.
🌧️ My friend keeps forecasting sunshine. He's an eternal optimist.
☁️ My favorite kind of humor is dry. Like a Sahara forecast.
Tornado one-liners
🌪️ Tornadoes have strong updraft skills but bad social skills.
🌪️ A tornado walks into a bar. The bar walks out with it.
🌪️ I have a love-hate relationship with tornadoes: they leave, and I love it.
🌪️ Kansas is like the tornado's summer home.
🌪️ The scariest thing about the Wizard of Oz? Her house was up to code.
Rain and snow
What do you call two rainy days in a row?
A pair-a-shoots.
What did the raindrop write in its diary?
Today, I was falling all day.
What did the snowflake say to the road?
I'm falling for you.
Why don't skeletons go out in the snow?
They don't have the guts.
Why is a snowman like a cop?
He melts under pressure.
Where do meteorologists like to have a drink?
In the ice bar.
Lightning and thunder
Why did Thor go to therapy?
He was having Mjolnir issues.
Why did the lightning bolt get grounded?
It didn't know how to conduct itself.
What's the difference between a rock and thunder?
One's a solid, the other's a rumbler.
What did the thunder say to the lightning?
You light up my life.
Hurricanes
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm?
Stick with me and we'll go places.
Why don't hurricanes ever go to school?
They're always making waves.
What's the hurricane's favorite meal?
Cyclone chowder.
Very short jokes for really tired kids
📏 Where do meteorologists live? On the front.
🐦 What kind of bird brings rain? A flock of geese.
🏄 Why is surfing like weather? Ride or die.
🎩 What do you call a magical rain? Ab-rain-cadabra.